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My views On India after my travels there |
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Driving - Predominantly on the
left, although it does depend a great deal on the whim of the
individual, and the shortest route to their destination. traffic
signals apply only to some motorised vehicles, with cyclists doing as
they please. Headlights at night are optional, and indicators are never
used to signal a change lane... that's what the horn is for!! Pavements
are used to set up stalls selling everything from petrol to drinks,
leaving pedestrians to walk i the road. In some towns, traffic police
will alter the flow of traffic around the holy cows, who lay down where
and when they want. The most common form of public transport is
autorickshaws, although a slight drawback to this method of movement,
is that after the inevitable bargaining session to settle on a price,
you find yourself riding along at exhaust level with the amazingly
overcrowded buses. (don't EVER try to get on a local bus!!!)
Electricity - Runs for 99% of the time, although you will find it amazing just how often and ill timed the remaining 1 % of failure can be. Attitudes to Life - (popular phrases) No College, no knowledge. No wife, no life. Conversation - A typical conversation will go something like this... Indian - What is your good name sir? reply Indian - What is your country? reply Indian - Very good. student or working? reply Indian - Are you married? reply Indian - Ah very good, and children?? or Ah, that is a pity. After this, the conversation tends to peter out. On a two month visit, you will probably go through this conversation at least a hundred times a week. Toilets - An experience. Trains - Follow the timetable to work out a route, but don't rely on the actual times meaning anything. Religion - Mainly Hindu, but there is something for everybody. Buses - A long bus journey is equivelant to an eternity in hell. Indian bus drivers have much in common with Japanese World War 2 Kamikaze pilots. If you believe you are dead already, then death holds no fear. Relationships - Can be very strange. Its ok for one guy to hold another guys hand, but virtually impossible to talk to somebody of the opposite sex. TV - There seems to be a plethora of bearded gurus, all voicing their opinions on how to achieve enlightenment. Unfortunately, none of it was in English, so I missed out there. But, i really enjoyed my visit to India, although when i left the country, it was almost as if a weight had been lifted from my shoulders. The constant bargaining, noise and hassle is something you get used to when in the country, but its only when you leave that you notice its gone!! Home |
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