200+ Amsterdam Instagram Captions, Quotes, And Puns

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Caption Real Amsterdam Life

If you're looking for a city with endless amounts of culture and history, look no further than Amsterdam. This charming city is known for its beautiful architecture, canals, and museums. There's something for everyone in Amsterdam, whether you're looking to explore the city's vibrant nightlife or take in some of the world-renowned art.

No matter what you're doing in Amsterdam, make sure to capture the perfect photo to share on Instagram. And don't forget to pair your photo with one of these clever, Amsterdam-inspired captions.

Cheers to good times and new adventures when you visit Amsterdam!

Amazing Amsterdam Captions

Amsterdam – The city that always feels like home.

Where canals are the roads and bikes are the cars.

I heart Amsterdam.

Exploring the canals of Amsterdam is always a good idea.

Biking through the streets of Amsterdam never gets old.

The vibrant streets of Amsterdam are calling.

The canals of Amsterdam are truly magical.

Amsterdam, the city of museums and art.

Amsterdam, where every corner has a story to tell.

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Amsterdam: A city of bicycles and flowers.

Welcome to the Netherlands!

Happiness comes in canals.

Paradise isn’t always tropical

I am a village boy, and Amsterdam for me was always the big town. – by Anton Corbijn

I really, really like Amsterdam

Here people cycle with a reckless swagger, talking on the phone and eating breakfast. – by David Nicholls

Amsterdam’s my favourite place to visit. – by Bianca Del Rio

Doing this sweet thing called visiting Amsterdam

In Amsterdam, the water is the mistress and the land the vassal. – by Félix Martí Ibáñez

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.- by Anne Frank

But words are water in Amsterdam. – by Jessie Burton

Amsterdamage

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Amsterdam Bicycle Puns

Biking through Amsterdam is one of the best ways to see the city. And of course, it's also a great opportunity to get some cute photos for your Instagram feed. But what should you caption your bike-riding pics? Check out these Amsterdam bicycle puns for some inspiration.

I bike, therefore I Am-sterdam.

Biking is my cardio.

I'm just a girl on a bike in Amsterdam.

Riding my bike through Amsterdam is one of the best ways to see the city!

Bike, bike, baby!

Just another day in Amsterdam.

Cycling through Amsterdam.

Biking is the best way to see Amsterdam!

Instagram Captions For Amsterdam

All you need is love and stroopwafel

Once upon a time in Amsterdam

You could spend your time with your nose buried in a guidebook, but Amsterdam really is best explored on foot, so you can stumble upon the city’s hidden gems. The architecture and the beauty of some of the buildings is also wonderful.- by Gregory Porter

They say you never forget how to ride a bike. Let’s find out if that’s true

The good news is that you don’t know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is!- by Anne Frank

Meet me by the canal

Memories mean more to me than dresses. – by Anne Frank

Anne Frankly, I think this is the best weekend ever

Goedemorgen Amsterdam

I love Amsterdam. The city is vibrant and alive. It’s fresh and so open. It’s definitely one of my favourite places. – by Stefon Harris

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Puns about Amsterdam Canals

The canals of Amsterdam are one of the city's most iconic features. And they make for some pretty Instagram-worthy photos, too. Whether you're taking in the views from a canal boat or strolling along the canal banks, don't forget to add a clever caption.

Check out these Amsterdam canal puns for some inspiration.

Canal you feel the love in Amsterdam?

I'm a sucker for Canal Street.

Happiness comes in canals.

Canal you feel the love tonight?

I could get used to this canal life.

Have an A'maizing day in Amsterdam!

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Happiness is holding tickets that say Amsterdam!

You call it a city of sin, I call it a city of freedom

Doing it for the Amster-gram!

Amstel thinking of that time in Amsterdam when…

I have always lived in Amsterdam. During the war, we inhabited the Rivieren neighbourhood where many Jews lived at the time. Our downstairs neighbours were Jews, and there were also Jews a few houses from us. We saw how they were rounded up and taken away. That made a very great impression on me. – by Els Borst

But feelings can’t be ignored, no matter how unjust or ungrateful they seem. – by Anne Frank

Do you think our tu-lips should kiss? Methinks yes

Our city has a rich history, even though many tourists are only wanting to see the Red Light District.- by John Green

I’d rather be in Amsterdam

Amsterdam has more than 150 canals and 1,250 bridges but it never seems crowded, nor bent and bitter from fleecing the tourist. – by Julie Burchill

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Amsterdam is like the rings of a tree: It gets older as you get closer to the centre. – by John Green

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. – by Bob Marley

Amsterspamming your feed with photos from my trip

Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis. (Google Science). – by Nick Offerman

I can be a bit nerdy so I need a good, clearly marked map, as you can miss out on some of the coolest places in Amsterdam if you don’t have a wander down the little side streets. – by Gregory Porter

What’s special about Amsterdam is that the city is able to connect worlds that are not otherwise connected.- by Marcel Wanders

Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude. – by Anne Frank

Well, I’ll be Dam-ed

On the search for the best stroopwafel in Amsterdam

Where there’s hope, there’s life. It fills us with fresh courage and makes us strong again. by Anne Frank

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I left my heart in Amsterdam

I had a waffle good time in Amsterdam

Amsterdam is a breeding ground for new creative pursuits in many areas fuelled by a tolerance and openness to ideas unlike any other city I’ve been to. There is something for everyone here, especially when you dare to go off the beaten path. – by Marcel Wanders

Cycling in Amsterdam was a piece of a pancake

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People can tell you to keep your mouth shut, but that doesn’t stop you from having your own opinion.- by Anne Frank

When the Internet arrived in Ireland… it was like having Amsterdam’s Red Light District in your own living room.- by Tom Dunne

Dutch of a dutchness

Amsterdam definitely met our high expectations

Amsterdam, a city of sin and canals

I amsterdam

In a city like London, the fact that cultures live together and cross-fertilize is a beautiful and natural thing. The many cultures in Amsterdam contributed to the city’s high level of craziness- by something which every interesting city should offer. But sometimes immigrants can live in parallel worlds which can exclude others and not be very attractive. – by Charles Landry

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Amsterdam Puns And Sayings

I can’t imagine how anyone can say; I’m weak’, and then remain so. After all, if you know it, why not fight against it, why not train you character?- by Anne Frank

As long as this exists, this sunshine and this cloudless sky, and as long as I can enjoy it, how can I be sad? –- by Anne Frank

Dutch courage

Most visitors to Amsterdam will wander into the red-light district out of sheer curiosity. The narrow streets are mostly safe day and night- by just don’t try to take pictures of the women working in the windows. – by David Hewson

That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.’

P.S. I love Amsterdam

San Francisco is a lot like Amsterdam- by free, open-minded and casual- by though I expected better weather. by Marcel Wanders

Stand outside De Eland on the Berenstraat Bridge over the Prinsengracht and you see what real Amsterdam life is like.- by David Hewson

Gram the dam

Amstel in love with Amsterdam

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I didn’t strut through Amsterdam. I stroop-waffled along

I often think that the night is more alive and more richly coloured than the day. – by Van Gogh

Amsterdam, I love you so Dutch

I think Amsterdam is to Holland what New York is to America. It’s a metropolis, so it’s representative of Holland, but only a part of it- by you know, it’s more extreme, there’s more happening, it’s more liberal and more daring than the countryside in Holland is. – by Anton Corbijn

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them. – by Terry Pratchett

Amsterdam lives and breathes creativity. One moment you walk into a building from the 17th century and the next you find yourself in a hub of creative start-up companies. – by Marcel Wanders

From Amsterdam with love

What did the police get in Amsterdam? A massage in a brothel

Too Dutch of a good thing

Amster-dayum

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The Annex is an ideal place to hide in. It may be damp and lopsided, but there’s probably not a more comfortable hiding place in all of Amsterdam. No, in all of Holland.- by Anne Frank

AMS = absolutely magical streets

Martin said, It feels as though part of my self has detached and gone to Amsterdam, where it—she—is waiting for me. Do you know about phantom limb syndrome? Julia nodded. There’s pain where she ought to be. It’s feeding the other pain, the thing that makes me wash and count and all that. So her absence is stopping me from going to find her. Do you see? – by Audrey Niffenegger

My favourite city to pedal around in

In Europe, I always have fun bike riding in Amsterdam. – by Ezra Koenig

Bikers gonna bike

Biking my way through Amsterdam

Dam good vibes

The legalisation of marijuana is not a dangerous experiment- by the prohibition is the experiment, and it has failed dramatically, with millions of victims all around the world.- by Sebastian Marincolo

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quite alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature. As long as this exists, and it certainly always will, I know that then there will always be comfort for every sorrow, whatever the circumstances may be. And I firmly believe that nature brings solace in all troubles- by Anne Frank

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In Amsterdam, everyone’s a bit of a cycle-path

Amsterdam, I’m yours!

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower… God put it here. – by Willie Nelson

Jan-Peter offered to teach me the language of Amsterdam’s Red Light District… but after his first phrase Using the back door will cost you double’ I withdrew my request. – by Cristina Garcia

Whoever is happy will make others happy.- by Anne Frank

Amsterdam is calling and I must go

You canal think what you want, but I’m never coming home!

AmsterDAMNNNNNN

You had me at goedemorgen

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Postcard from Amsterdam

The many cultures in Amsterdam contribute to the city’s high level of craziness- by something which every interesting city should offer.- by Charles Landry

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit… unnatural?- by Bill Hicks

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In Amsterdam, the river and canals have been central to city life for the last four centuries. – by Janet Echelman

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I was told David Letterman and Kaufman had heart attacks on the same day. David Letterman’s heart attack was at a hospital in NYC. Kaufman’s heart attack was at the red light district in Amsterdam. I think Kaufman had more fun. – by Howard Stern

I cycle therefore I Amsterdam

Historic Amsterdam, that old part you first see when you turn up at Centraal Station, may have it’s monuments, but it’s also the most tawdry and overcrowded part of the city. – by David Hewson

Am⭐dam

Amsterdam was a great surprise to me. I had always thought of Venice as the city of canals; it had never entered my mind that I should find similar conditions in a Dutch town. – by James Weldon Johnson

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands. – by Anne Frank

In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. – by Anne Frank

The city of bikes

Never met a canal I didn’t like

Dreaming of this bike ride and this beautiful place

Having a Dam good time in Amsterdam!

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth, it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.- by John Green

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. – by Anne Frank

Amsterdam is not Holland. It is a city that attracts people from all over Holland. And lots of international tourists and party people. – by Eddy de Clercq

There’s only one rule you need to remember: laugh at everything and forget everybody else! It sounds egotistical, but it’s actually the only cure for those suffering from self-pity.- by Anne Frank

Dutch is life

Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. – by Richard Neville

Do you like windmills? Cos the dutch are big fans!

When in Amsterdam…

Dutch you just love Amsterdam?

I think it’s odd that grown-ups quarrel so easily and so often and about such petty matters. Up to now I always thought bickering was just something children did and that they outgrew it. – by Anne Frank

Some places just feel like home. Amsterdam is one of them

I’m just a girl from Amsterdam. – by Eva Simons

Small city, big heart

Amsterspam

Daydreaming in Amsterdam

Enjoying life one stroopwafel at a time

Hands up if you’ve fallen in love with Amsterdam

Amsterdam. It is so cute and quaint. I rode bicycles around the city and through the tiny little streets, rented a paddleboat and had a picnic lunch on the canals. – by Bridget Marquardt

Yep, still rinsing the Amsterdam pics

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Amsterdam Captions And Puns For Instagram